Please Note:

How, how, how?? Just how does it happen every time? A quiet, peaceful night turned into a bright chirpy day. I put on my most loved songs, sang along, strummed the guitar for a bit, caught up with my favourite people and all was hunky dory till this piece of human beingness came along... *aaargh* so anyway.. after discussing the idea with a close friend, I have decided to blog about it.

* Girls don't like men turning possessive about them unless they're in a relationship and if someone's hitting on her blatantly. Go ahead and take responsibility. Make it known that she's your girl. It'll earn you brownie points. On any other occasion, she'll think you're some psycho running loose on the streets. If you're just friends with her, she'll never talk to you again.

* If you don't want to keep in touch with her, say it loud and clear. Don't get in touch with her and then pretend like she's the one who's after you. If you don't have anything to talk about, save us the trouble.

* If there's a friendship that is bordering on a romantic relationship, DO NOT ask her if she thinks so and so is pretty or tell her about how you and Ms. I'm so dumb in the brains share a lot in common. For all you know, you secretly wish to be with your best friend or at least someone like her. If it's just a plain, platonic friendship, don't ever make the mistake of fooling around.

* If you have meant something to us in the past, chances are that we will still care about you till you prove to be a bigger B****** than we've assumed you to be. We seldom like bitterness.

* It annoys us when you act indifferent. Don't ask us why but it does.

* Most girls want to hold onto the "honeymoon" period of their relationships. Don't f***** deny them that joy.

* All reasons for a break up that say "I fell out love" are processed in one way: you didn't want to make the effort, you lazy ass!

* Girls can fake orgasms. And we don't have pillow fights. And that is the truth!

* Contrary to what you believe, we think men and women can be friends. Just friends. If I'm being nice to you, it does not mean I want to date/flirt/sleep with you. I'm just sweet in general.

* It doesn't take too much to make or keep us happy. If only you would open your eyes and be more observant.

* The ultimate test: If we ask you: Why are you with me? Why do you like me? and you don't have an answer at the tip of your tongue, we know exactly where this relationship is heading...

* "Women will do anything for love, even sex. Men will do anything for sex, even love." A guy told me this.

* Conversation and communication are labeled "high priority"!

* We can't live with you, we can't live without you. There. It's out in the open!

Will keep updating the list as and when required.